Quick Gun Murugun

Mr.Ghajini watches my movie I say !!

2009-08-26T05:49:00.000-07:00

Hi brothers and Rice Plate Reddy’s sisters,

I was a bit caught up with samaaj seva, trying to get rid of gunda’s of Rice Plate Reddy who aar still planning to make a Non-veg world.

Word is out that maai movie Quick Gun Murugun was seen by Mr. Short-term-memory-loss Ghajini Khan. Even Mr. Khan was so impressed by my act of punisheeng Rice Plate that he also mentioned in his blog. Mr. Khan normally stays away from screening of movies, but even he couldn’t resist the special screening of maai movie. Now that calls for one Masala Dosa with sambhar I say!

The movie has some rib-tickling (and rib-cracking of people who are fighting with me) comedy and he asked all fans of mine (which I have lost count of) not to miss the movie at any cost.

So aal you people, whether you aar vegetarian or non-vegetarian, do watch my movie when it comes to cinema’s on 28th August I say. If you miss it you will regret it for your entire life. Mind it!!

"Guntastic Dialogues" Contest

2009-08-26T04:19:00.000-07:00

Hello Pottis and Pottas,

Here I yaam once again bringing you a chance to win exciting prizes.
As you know that I yaam the master of Guntastic Dialogues, but if you think that you can say better dialogues than me, than take part in this exciting contest I say!

It’s very simple I say.

Just write down a very Guntastic Dialogue which I should say to my rival Rice Plate Reddy when I am face to face with him and his goonies.
For.e.g: “Agar tu lightning hai toh main 250 volt current hai”

The best dialogue will win tickets to my Movie I say, which you can watch while I fineesh Rice Plate Reddy.

So all you Dosi’s and Dosaa’s, what aar you waiting for? Just write your Guntastic dialogues here and get a chance to win free tickets.

Also please provide your email Id or your phone number so that we can contact you for the tickets I say!

PS: You can upload multiple entries. Be original I say!

Dosaisms

2009-08-23T23:05:00.000-07:00

Helllluuu dosas and dosis, i mean guls and buoys. I yaaam happy as a dosa today. Now you will ask why dosa dosa all the time. I will tell you why. The city of Ahmedabad has honoured me. Not with Phd you rascalas, but with a huge Dosa. Not just any dosa i say. The worlds biggest dosa.

The Dosa was so big it made me emotional. Emotions were running through my viens and my horses tail. My horse also had tears in his eyes when he saw the dosa. The fool thought he was supposed to eat the entire dosa. But no i said. This Dosa is made up of peoples love. The Dosa was so big i could not believe my eyes. My Locket Girlfriend had also smelt the dosa. When I opened the locket her tongue was wagging. Poor Girl i say. I wanted to give her little to taste but alas.

I want to give my deep respect to all people who were involved in honouring me. Not only me, but the entire Quick Gun Murugun Fan community is deeply satisfied with this over satisfying gesture. Now only thing is that after eating such big dosa my stomach has started its quick gun inside. Thanks for the Dosa Folks

Dosa Dosa I say

My emotions have been tingled

But little problem here

My stomach has been jingled

But i am happy

The Dosa was huge i say

I was only scared of 1 thing

What if i was asked to pay

Step:4

2009-08-11T02:39:00.000-07:00

Cowboy Mantra #4:
Watar and life are as precious as you like them to be.

Step 3

2009-08-11T01:51:00.000-07:00

Cowboy Mantra #3:
If you can't nudge it, then budge-it!

Make your own QGM camic strip, I say!

2009-08-10T00:52:00.000-07:00

Click on these caamic strips. Save the high resalution images on your caamputar. And enjaayy, I Say!

The Swine that Flu

2009-08-06T22:38:00.000-07:00

Hello Boys and Maadaams and my sweet pottis I say. Quick Gun Murugun is back quickly. This is angry Murugun. Very angry Murugun. Aal you people I am tell you to beware of the crisis. I have vowed to take care of the full India but as you know Quick Gun Murugun cannot be there at more than 2 places at once.

I yaam talking about Swine Flu that has caused havoc in many places. This is not a time to paanic I say. If I find the swine who spread this, I will not leave him. I will show him what Quick Gun is made of. That Bloody Swine. I yaam searching full of India for that swine. One day when Quicky comes face to face, the swine will have no face left.

But my humble request to all you peoples. This is not time to worry or hurry. Take it calm and easy. No need to panic. Take good care and I assure you all will be alright in no time. If there is more problem just message me on Facebook I say and I shaaaal be there to help and protect you and your faamily. Eat light nice vegetarian food and digest well. This will help and wont cause Agnipath in toilet next morning. Take good care of yourself and be alert at all times I say. Have no fear, Quick Gun Murugun is near. Change your gear. Am I clear!!!!

Quick Gun Murugun is yaangry

I hope everybody is fine

I yaam galloping on horse

To search for swine

But don’t worry yeverbaady

The swine will be found

And I will see to it

That yeverbaady is safe and sound

Waal Paper

2009-08-03T08:33:00.000-07:00

Twitterassam

2009-08-03T03:31:00.000-07:00

Hello pottis and pottas. I yam back. Not just anyone. It’s me Quicky. How lovely that sounds doesn't it. Well, by now all of you’ll know how technologically advanced I yaam. My techno stunts, Facebook and my website are a few advances I have made. Now I yaam planning to be on Twitter. Something my friends have suggest. Come on, bring it on is what I say. I am in the process of teaching my haarse to twitter, and I am sure one day I will be successful. But till then let me tweet away to glary. All are invited, follow me, or else face the wrath of Murugun. Just joking guys, I am serious. Following me on twitter is like group baanding. All you people baand over my updates I say.

Will do some suspensum till then. Keep reading to get my twitter account on this blog.

Twitter twitter here I come

To rule the web and eat rassam

Wait for my updates everyday

Go Ahead tweet tweet I say

Don’t slide on the High Tide

2009-07-30T23:49:00.000-07:00

Hello yeverybodys. I am back. Yess I yam back. I was totally tensed last week. The MET department was making me curious to a point where I thought I have to take things in my own hands. Very high tides were predicted in Mumbai. I was surveying all the beaches in Mumbai because I didn’t want any mishaps. But what amazed me was that in such dangerous times Mumbaikars were relaxed and had come to the sea fronts to witness the water levels rise. Mad I say. What brains do they have? Even my horse was scared to venture out to these places. But I had decided to rescue people. But no casualties were recorded at the places where I was. I think even the tides were scared of me haha Apdiya!!!

But I am warning one and all, please stay away (not from me) from the beaches during high tide days. I cannot be at more than one place to save you all. Sit at home and chillmadi I say. Relax and eat some dosas. Yummy I say.

I Murugun tell all

Don’t try to be brave

High tides are dangerous

You can have a close shave

Mika Sings

2009-07-29T02:37:00.000-07:00

Hello Pottis and Pottas. I mean boys and Guls. I yam in full singing mood I say. Ask me why? Ask? hehe fooled you. How can you ask on computer haha. But I tell you this singer Mika has done it once again. I mean, he has sung a song for my movie Quick Gun Murugun. O what a song. I have been dancing all over the city with my headphones. People have been looking at me with amazement thinking Quicky is again upto some stunts, but let me tell all those rascalas its not a stunt, its the music grooving in my ears through my invisible headphones.

My Horse is also galloping on the beat of Mika song. I have managed to put headphones in his ears also haha. I am smart, don't you think so? I feel like taking Mika Singh on my horse and galloping with him singing live all over India but I think he will not be able to bear the heat and rain, not everyone is ATQGM, I say. Automatic Thermostat Quick Gun Murugun.

Wah wah what a song

I have headphones in my ears all day

You should hear it too

Mika has done a good job, I say

Everybody is grooving to it

I feel like roaming with Mika in my pocket

It's a beautiful song I say

Even my Girlfriend is dancing in my locket

Kambakth Idli

2009-07-29T01:34:00.000-07:00

Haha I am back. Quick Gun Murugun is my name ... Doing wonders is my game..haha
Yesterday i saw a movie. I dont know where they got the name from. I really could'nt pronounce it well. It looked like Kambakth Idli so i went to see it. And to my wonder what i seee. Instead of Idlis i see only girls wearing hankerchiefs. I rubbed my eyes furiously i say. What is going on i say. I thought that it was a film promoting my cause of vegetarianism but NOOO this was promoting something else altogether.
I at once looked at my locket, and told my girlfriend who is smiling at me that i am sorry and i didn't mean to see this. What a mistake i have made. The dosa that i had kept for instant energy also melted immediately in my pocket. I just got out of the cinema hall and rode off on my horse.
Treating pottis ( i mean girls is say )with respect is not in fashion nowadays. Hmmmm.. Whats going on i say.

I went to movie
And what i see
A girl in hanky
Looking at me

I looked for idlis
But what i find
A really macho hero
But not at all kind

I don't want to see this
All the time only kisses
Please respect all of them please
Because they are somebody's missus.

Appdiyum Kambaktham Idliyanam.

Theatrical Trailer

2009-07-24T06:51:00.000-07:00

The prefect girl-friend

2009-07-23T23:29:00.000-07:00

Hehe I’m back guys... Quicky i say... I have been gone to this salon the other day. What commendable hairstyles da. I asked saloon man to cut my hair and he said he can give me a pineapple. I thought he didn’t hear me and i started shouting in his ear to cut my hair and not my fruits. He got angry and started shouting back. I say, some people cannot handle the fact that they cannot hear properly.

Anyway let me come to the point. I have a girlfriend. She is called the locket lover. She stays smilingly and quietly in my locket. She has a very good sense of dressing and hairing. She knows I cannot tolerate SMS. I mean Short Madam Skirts. Every woman should have gajra in her hair. The smell of oil and gajra together is heavenly. Sometimes when I’m travelling and come across a beauty who possesses this combination I feel like complimenting her, but daaaa, im not that type. I respect all women and especially oiled hair with gajra smell ones I say.

Rascallas pineapple kondu yevda hahaha.

Telam Oilum Expensivum

2009-07-22T03:47:00.000-07:00

Hmmm…I’m Quick Gun Murugan. Haha fooled you with my seriousness. I was just thinking about how expensive things have become nowadays. The rascalas don’t reduce prices at all. I was just watching the budget and was wondering why the price of oil hasn’t gone down. The man who was shouting out the budget had also not put oil on his head because it is so expensive. One person sitting behind was counting his dandruff. Haha. I have also decided to cut down my oil consumption. My vadas have become oil free. I am using hair oil for that also. I put a little extra oil in my hair and whatever drips a little I make sure it goes in the frying pan. Economical is my second name. After listening to the budget speech I looked down at my locket and what do I see- my locket lover's hair was also dry. How economical my love is.

Everything is now expensive

I am angry, now I will boil

Not by jumping in the frying pan

Just by knowing the cost of oil

I request the budget people

To please reduce the price

Or else in sometime

Everybody will have to eat only rice.

My girlfriend has beautiful hair

With her looks she can rock it

But with rising prices of oil

She might jump out of my locket.

Been there seen this, i Say!

2009-07-22T03:26:00.000-07:00

Howdy People!

2009-07-22T02:43:00.000-07:00

Hello Boyz and Podis, Gurlzz i mean. I am the famous Quick Gun Murugun here. Not only am i famous, but i yam also very famous. I yam actually writing this blog so that you can know about me. My vehicle is a horse and i yam my own boss. I yam combletely vegetarian and I also try to promote vegetarianism. I yam not against people who eat non - veg but I yam actually not liking.

I don't want to talk about my personal life but i dont mind it now because youll are my personal friends. I have girfriend, she stays in a locket and the locket stays in my neck. She is the one I love most dearly and anyone who eyes her will pay clearly.

My gunning skills are envied by the olympic shooters but i dont enter the olympics because I want to give others a chance. Plus they did not allow my horse in the plane. Idli and dosa is my staple food, also helps me keep fit when i yam in bad mood.

I will write a blog everyday and vent out my frustrations on the keyboard. Hope you like to read it and if you don't like it please tell me. For now i will go to eat some veg food before my horse eats it up. See you tomorrow.

Dont wonder who I am

Quick Gun Murugun here

When I am around

No need to fear.

I ride like a hero

On my wonderful horse

I solve everybody’s problems

And i am my own Boss.

Step 2

2009-07-15T03:31:00.000-07:00

Cowboy Mantra #2:
When you want to defeet your adversary without a gun, do it step by step.

budge it i say!

2009-07-13T03:16:00.000-07:00

What they think? Murugan is Finance Mineester eh!

After the budget, my inbox has become bun and jam! Full message jam.

Aall these uneducated rowdies are asking me expert advice.

"Aye murugan how to save tax?

I told them jokingly buy policy and get 80 cc rebate

Yagain like mosquitoes they're coming back asking which policy saar? which policy?

Rice plate wants pension policy. Rowdy wants health policy. His great grandchild wants children's policy.

But I gave them my policy.

Which policy you're thinking...i know

Ha...ha...ha...hanesty i say

Because hanesty is the best policy, Mind it!

meet and greet

2009-07-13T02:40:00.000-07:00

Cowboy Mantra #1:
It is important for every true cowbaay, like myself, to know who his friends are and who his yenemies are. Mind it!

What Amma says...

2009-07-13T02:38:00.000-07:00

my amma always used to say, "kanna, there is a story to be told and lessons to be studied in everything in life." now i tell this to you, "dai, there is a story to be told and lessons to be studied in everything in life. Mind it!"